It's 2015!

Oh haaayyy.

Yeah, it's been a while. I took a break for a minute. The haters got me down, but I have since brushed them off and here I am! Back to bask in my 15 followers blogger glory. Hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband cause I'm bloggin everybody up in here. Also, you are so dumb!

That video is THE BEST. I digress.

SO MUCH has happened since my last post, in August of 2014. I am kind of sad at my lack of posting for 2014. What was I even doing? Oh yeah, traveling like a BOSS. Remember when I was all, I'm going to make 2014 the year of travel? Here is a direct quote from January 5, 2014 for your reference:

"I've also decided this year is going to be the year of travel. I know, you're thinking, Jacky, you traveled a lot last year, what on earth on you talking about? Yes, you're right, I did and it was awesome. However, this year I want to take advantage of ALL the holidays and go somewhere awesome for every one. I also want to plan ahead because last year I did everything last minute and that was stupid. Planning for Buddha's birthday NOW, who's in?!"


So there you go. And then I went and owned 2014 and went to five different countries. Sadly enough, I still did not make plans for Buddha's Birthday. I ended up going on a trip down to the southern part of Korea, which was not very fun. For a lot of reasons, but mainly because the food sucked, it was freezing and everyone we encountered was rude and not helpful. Also the train was a ridiculous mess, but we did stay a nice hotel for 2 of the nights. So not a total bust I guess? One of the nights was spent on the floor and with a deceptively nice grandma.

Anyway, yes, 2014 was a doozy, and now here it is halfway through 2015 and I have yet to make a post. I had to get my passport renewed (for $115!!!!), so it was sad with only one stamp in it, but things have really picked up since then! Maybe I'll do separate posts for all these places one day, but probably not. So here are some quick recaps:

After Taiwan in the summer, I went to Tokyo for the Korean Thanksgiving holiday of Chuseok. We had five days this year (in years past, we've only had 3 or 4), so it was a perfect little getaway. And I wen to TOKYO DISNEY SEA and it was SO awesome. Man, I love Disney so much. After doing some extensive research about Japan Disney, I realized there are a lot of people out there that like Disney a lot more than me, but I still think I'm a pretty big fan. I also love Japan. The food is fantastic, the people are so wonderfully weird and Tokyo is a really cool city. Also, they have Old Navy! With normal people sizes! After a year of Korea making me feel like a fat, unfashionable cow, it was a really nice to go shopping and actually be able to buy some decent clothes. Plus I got to see my good friend that lives there, and she is best tour guide!

For Christmas I went back to the Philippines, had a super amazing stay on a private island in Palawan and watched the craziest New Year's Eve fireworks I've ever seen. A coworker and I went to a private resort recommended to us by a different coworker, and it was probably the best vacation I've ever had. It was a little awkward, since she and I were the only non-couple on the island, but whatever. They had a little library there, and the "kids" section had a bunch of Roald Dahl books, which was a fun trip down memory lane. I LOVED those books when I was a kid. Oh yeah, and the weather was amazing and the scenery was beautiful. We also went to an underground river, which is apparently one of the new wonders of the world, in Puerto Princesa. For NYE we went back to Manila (which has the WORST aiport I've EVER been to), and enjoyed the party, even from our hotel room.

Instead of renewing my contract for 2015 in Korea, I opted to leave for good. I needed a break, and the job I was offered in Seoul wasn't exactly what I was looking for. I wanted to leave with a bang, so I went to Hong Kong for a week, and Vietnam for two. Hong Kong was expensive, and super foggy the whole time. I kind of liked traveling alone, because I stayed in a hostel and met some cool people that way. I met a Korean girl, who introduced me to her native Hong Kong friends, who bought us a delicious dinner and translated a tarot card reading for me. Meeting the locals is the BEST way to travel. They always know where the best food is! Sadly, all the attractions in Hong Kong are geared towards admiring the views, but I couldn't really see any of them through the fog. Maybe next time. I also went to Disneyland, and the super awesome light parade was being "renovated" that week, so that was another huge disappointment. But, overall, HK was a good time with lots of really great food.

Vietnam was a totally different experience. It also had fantastic food but that country is a hot ass mess. I loved it, but it definitely took some getting used to! I didn't do a great job of planning for either place (I was going crazy trying to pack and finish up the school year), so if I had done some more research, I feel like both places would have been a bit easier to navigate. I really should do a separate post for all these places one day. But if you must know right now, I started in Ho Chi Minh City (Saigon), spent a weekend on the island of Phu Quoc, went up to Hue and Hoi An and flew out back to Korea out of Hanoi. There were a few hiccups, but most of it was fabulous. My short and sweet advice is: go on tours and don't choose the cheapest options, even if you are on a super budget. I met some amazing people, both locals and travelers and had some REALLY amazing food! I would love to go back one day, and spend even more time there. Vietnam was the longest time I spent in any one country on all my trips (2 weeks) but I still feel like I didn't get to experience it all.

So, after that adventure, I went back to Korea and spent a few short and sweet days with my friends and headed back home. I've been back for 3 months now, and it somehow seems like a really long and really short time at the same time. I've done a lot, but also feel like I haven't really accomplished anything. I went on some really fun trips, to Pittsburgh to see family, and Belize just for the hell of it, and a recent trip to North Carolina for a Fourth of July family fest. My boyfriend also came from Korea for his first trip to America and we had a great time! I also have a pretty awesome tan, and have watched ALL the TV. I had forgotten how much I loved Golden Girls, but thanks to Logo and Hallmark, I get a daily dose these days.

ANYWAY. This is so long and getting out of control. Here I am now, and I decided to go back to Korea after all. Because of a long, ridiculous story (for another post), I am having some trouble getting a work visa, so going back is kind of a gamble. It will be nice to see my boyfriend and friends so it won't be a total waste of a trip. But, if I don't get a work visa, it will definitely suck. A lot. We'll just have to see what happens. And now that I've started back with this fabulous blog, you will be able to follow me on my potentially disastrous journey. Stay tuned! I could be wallowing in self pity in just a few short days.

I'll try to post a few more things between now and then, to fill in some gaps, but until then...

DREAM BIG PEOPLE!

Vacation Hangover

More champagne problems coming at you, live from South Korea!

I really do see and appreciate how lucky I am, so please know that I realize the whining I do is so lame, but it's my blog and I do what I want. Please and thank you!

So yeah, I went to Taiwan! It was AWESOME. If you ever get the chance to go, do it! I was actually really pleasantly surprised. My friend and I honestly just kind of randomly chose to go there because it was one of the cheaper places to fly into, and we had never been. And, because I'm so lazy, I did pretty much no research before (or after, really) before we headed out. But it was seriously a great choice. Here's why, in a nice handy list:

1. REALLY nice people.
2. SUPER good food.
3. BEAUTIFUL beaches

Ok, and like a million other things too, but you get the idea. I have all these dreams of grandeur that this blog will be a super helpful travel blog, but that would take A LOT more effort that I am willing to put into it. Luckily, there are lots of other people out there that are much nicer and harder working than I, so that is basically how we found things to do and figured out how to get around. So, lots of thanks to those bloggers out there that have been to Taiwan and documented it! I have just resigned myself to the fact that I don't have the time to be all that helpful. But, if you ever have questions, I'd be happy to answer them! I would like to be more helpful, I just don't have the time (read: that is not how I want to spend my time without getting paid).

Honestly though, we probably would have been fine to just show up and wing it. I'm not really a "winging it" on vacation type of person, but it definitely seems do-able in Taiwan. I wouldn't recommend it for Korea, but Taiwan was much easier to get around in. I'll expand on that.

First off, transportation in Taiwan is amazing! We didn't attempt any local buses, so I don't know about those, but we managed to get ourselves down south to the beach town (Kenting) without any problems. And basically everyone we encountered spoke really good English AND was super helpful and friendly. We even had some random people ask if we needed help! This rarely happens in Korea. Korean people are very nice, don't get me wrong, but they are generally not that friendly, at least in my experience. Outside of Seoul, it's not that easy to navigate in Korea and Koreans are not really that interested in helping you out. I think it's because Korea doesn't get as many tourists as other Asian countries, so they don't really know how to treat them. Or maybe they do, but they just don't give a shit. Point is, Taiwan is nice to it's guests and I appreciated it.

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So, yes now I have been back for like 3 weeks and it's taken me forever to post this. Pretty sure no one reads it so no matter. If you ever go to Taiwan and would like my input, feel free to contact me. K, thanks!

Dream big people!

Nice Day Guilt

WHOA. It has been forever since I posted anything on this blog.

The last time I posted, I was optimistic about Korea doing well in the World Cup, and those dreams have obviously been dashed. Korea didn't get anywhere, and the US didn't do much better. They got a little further, but making it to the end is really the only thing that matters and that didn't happen. I really wanted Korea to do well! Oh well, next time!  Then I decided maybe I would root for an underdog, like Costa Rica, but they're gone as well. I wasn't really planning on rooting for Brazil..I have nothing against them, but I was just thinking it would be nice for The Netherlands to avenge themselves from 2010. However, I really didn't expect them to get quite the beating they did, and now I just feel sad for them. As a country, they really didn't even want the World Cup there (for reasons so adequately explained by John Oliver) and now look what happened. Heartbreaking, really. Anyway, now it's down to Germany and Argentina and I really don't care anymore. I know I should root for Germany since I have so many friends there, I had a lovely time there, and also they are more than likely going to win. But, for some reason or another, I just don't want to root for them! I don't really know what it is, honestly! Maybe it's some US patriotism buried deep down in me, maybe it's because I feel like they didn't really need to embarrass Brazil quite so badly, or maybe it's because I have an aversion to people that speak German thanks to a few jackasses I've met. I don't know what's happening, but I literally have zero ties to Argentina, so whatever. Best of luck to both teams and may the best man win.

I realize I should probably be a better soccer fan, if I want to be legit, but oh well. I guess it's the same as people getting into ice skating only every four years when the Olympics roll around. Right? Right.

In other news, summer has finally come to Korea! I am SO happy. Everyone else is bitching and moaning because it's soo hot, waaaa but guys, we have air conditioning ("aircon" as they call it here) and you can just go inside when you want. Also, being hot is A MILLION times better than being cold. I really just cannot understand (and kind of hate) people that want the summer to be over already. Shut up, haters!

And as much as I love the nice weather, I feel a little guilty on the days I don't go outside and enjoy. I complain about the cold so much, you'd think I'd be out enjoying the sun all day, everyday, right? Wrong. It's mainly because I've been really tired and I just want to chill the hell out sometimes. Also, there are not a lot of places here to just "chill out" outside. Normally, at home, I'd be at the beach, on a porch, or wandering around a park. But here, things are a little different. I don't have a porch (saddest part of my Korean life), and there really aren't that many places to just sit outside at. A lot of restaurants and bars do have outside seating, but they are almost always filled with smokers. In fact, any time I opt to sit outside, waiters always ask me if I want an ashtray. Apparently Koreans do not like to sit outside in the sun, or really be hot in any form, unless they are smoking cigarettes. And there is a really nice river path near my house, but there isn't really any place to just sit out there. The benches are few and far between (and have no backs), and almost everyone down there is walking or riding bike, no one is just lounging around. It may have something to do with the insane amount of bugs, but who knows. Basically, I just miss lounging around in a chair or hammock of some sort and really wish there was somewhere to just sit and enjoy the sunshine without having to buy something, be surrounded by smoke, or be stared at.  Anyway, point is, sometimes, when I am just relaxing inside, I feel really guilty because I think I should be doing something outside in the sun. But, since my options are limited on what actually to do, I don't always make myself go outside. Does anyone else feel like this? Like they really should just get outside and do something but just can't seem to make themselves do it?

And just so you don't think I'm totally crazy, I did actually go outside and just sit today, and I got A LOT of crazy looks. Apparently, you need a cigarette, a dog or a child to be able to lounge around in peace. DAMN.

But, I will HOPEFULLY have a chance to do absolutely nothing very soon because I am going to TAIWAN! I have a feeling it's going to be a challenging adventure to actually get around in Taiwan, but we are heading to a beach and will ::fingers crossed:: have nothing but time to chill.

Holy shit you guys. It has taken me like, 3 days to write this post. I have ADD to the MAX on this internet. There are toooo many things to distract me from just writing! I am currently trying to find new music to listen to while I'm working out, and YouTube is being most un-helpful. Whew! I have lots to say, but not enough time or focus to say it. Maybe one day I'll be less distracted and you'll be grateful for my musings. Until then...

Dream big people!

Fighting!

Aw, you guys..it's been forever since I posted! I miss blogging and lots of stuff has been happening, but I have been so busy! And when I'm not busy, I'm super tired (or lazy) and I just want to "take a rest." Korean people have the craziest work ethic I have ever seen so they don't really understand my need for resting. Which, in turn, makes me feel guilty about resting. Do I stop? No. I rested all day today. I took an epic 4 hour nap. But, I did feel guilty because my poor boyfriend (his title for all intents and purposes) had to work all day and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could take a rest there as well.
But yeah, about this work ethic. It's INTENSE. Koreans rarely take vacations and work crazy long hours. It's actually a tad depressing. I need to move to Europe where a six week vacation is the standard. Here, you get a week, two if you're lucky but absolutely not at the same time. More on that later.
It's World Cup time!! I really don't follow soccer any other time but I love the World Cup! I am excited to finally be in a country where they care about soccer! Too bad the games are at all kinds of crazy times. Korea's first game is at 7:00 am this Wednesday! Not really prime game watching time. I really hope they do well...it would be so fun to be a part of that. Of course I always root for the US as well, but that's not as fun. Especially since the US doesn't have organized chants, an awesome nickname (like the Red Devils) and a fantastic war cry....FIGHTING! That is actually what they say all the time, not just for soccer. It basically means you can do it! Koreans say it more like "whiteing," which just makes it even more fantastic.
I have been a little upset with Korea these past few weeks but I am going to out that aside for the World Cup, enjoy the beach and keep on "Fighting!"

Dream big people!

Choices

So I reached a turning point in my life. It's big.

I'm referring to my waist. It's gotten bigger. And it's annoying, because, honestly, I'm alright. I don't feel fat, I don't feel like I look fat and I'm pretty ok with me, myself and my body. However, my clothes don't feel the same way. They have ALL gotten together, formed a coalition and have rebelled by shrinking. They are such jerks! Ugh, stupid pants. I don't know what I did to anger them, but they all got smaller and it is NOT cool. So yeah, now I have to try and lose some weight to appease the pants so we can all live in harmony. As always, it is not easy to bring unity between my pants and my legs.

I really wish you could somehow lose bonus calories based on good decisions you make. Yes, I realize that is the basis of weight lose in general. You choose to eat healthy food and exercise, you lose weight. I know how it works. I'm saying, that if I am presented with a cookie or some other delicious treat (as I often am, at school) and I say, no, thank you, I am going to eat these depressing carrot sticks instead, then I should lose half a pound, just based on will power. I obviously have no idea how this could be a reality, but I would really like for someone to figure it out. You would be able to get more "calorie points" based on what you decide to give up. For example, I pretty much want to eat out every night. I hate cooking and the food other people make is always a million times better than whatever I can make at home. Also, it's easier and I really like delicious food. However, multiple times the past few days, I have said, NO, I am NOT going to eat KFC or something else delicious and easy, and I am going to have something with less calories and more healthy, like salmon or chicken or some lame vegetables. This has worked in my favor to some extent, I think I've lost like 3 pounds. However, I think based on all the energy and willpower it took me to give up the said delicious food, I should have already lost at least 15. Right?! I thought so. Let's figure out how to make that happen, super smart people of the world.

So anyway, that is my life these days. Trying to make good decisions, even though they don't really get the credit they deserve. I have also started making myself go to Zumba class. Everybody knows I love Zumba with the passion of a thousand burning suns, but this class that I go to is FAR from my house (like an hour), which means I have to ride the subway home all sweaty, gross, and cold for an hour, and I get home around 10-10:30, which is my bedtime. However, I've been forcing myself to go because Zumba is the best and it makes me happy. So while I'm getting the calorie burning benefits as is, I feel I should be awarded double since it's far and I'm cold and miserable coming home. Oh, I also did some Zumba at home today and in between videos, YouTube decided to show an ad for Haagen-Daaz. RUDE.

Oh! And my babies from last year will graduate this Wednesday and I am going to cry, cry, cry. I can't believe how grown up they are now! It's so crazy. I also can't believe I have been here for two years. Time flies when you're having fun! I will get a new set of babies next Tuesday and while I'm ready, I also know it is going to be really hard. It is so frustrating to go from talking to your kids to starting over with ones that don't know ANY English. But, I'm a badass and can do anything, so bring it on, babies!

Dream big, people!

These Days

These days are rough. I was  DONE by like, 8:00 pm on Friday. I am SO tired all the time. It takes all my willpower to stay awake.

Winter is HARD. I feel like the cold just sucks all the life out of me. This little light of mine has shriveled up and is just a small little flicker. I want to let it shine but the bitter winter wind is all, NO! You will not have any happiness now. All I want to do these days is get in my bed..and sleep. Usually I have a list of things I want to research, read, look up, etc but now it takes all my energy just to clean my house and wash my face.

However. I have found a cure to the winter blues. It's Jimmy Fallon. I have long expressed my love for him and it has been solidified tonight, after watching all his best of specials. They are just too hilarious and I don't actually feel like death anymore. I have been a fan since forever and I am so pumped he's getting more popular. Maybe now I won't have to argue with people anymore. I also just watched his last episode of Late Night and I just have so much love. He's had like, my dream life. Working on SNL and then having a talk show..I WANT! I think I would make a really good talk show host. Sadly, I cannot do impressions, nor am I really that funny so I would need a really great team of people making me look good. Or, I would also be happy just being a guest one time on a show. People would totally love me, I'm sure of it. Anywho, he's now moving the Late Show, which I don't really understand how it will be that different than the Late Show, but I am not at all versed in the inner workings of late night TV, because it is apparently a huge ass deal. I'm sure he'll be fabulous because he's hilarious and awesome. Hope people don't hate too hard.

Oh! And on tumblr, the Late Night tumblr asked people to send in pictures of their favorite thing Jimmy's done, so I did and they re-blogged it! Exciting!!!! One step closer to being a guest!

Anyway! It was a pretty uneventful weekend. I had all these things I was going to write about, but I have forgotten all of them. My memory has been such shit lately. I don't know if it's because I'm getting old, getting dumber or my brain is literally frozen. I often get up to do things and don't remember why. How early does early onset Alzheimers set in? 30? I should look into that. It's getting bad.

And now I'm back to being super tired. If I ever remember what super important thing I wanted to blog about it, I'll post it. Please, everyone be patient until then.

Dream big people!

Korean Gift Giving

OR: A mystery of the highest confusion.

There are many things I love about Korea. There are many things I dislike about Korea. And there are MANY things that confuse me about Korea. The way they give gifts is perhaps the most confusing of all.

Let me give you some background information. Gift giving is an important part of Korean culture around certain holidays. Unlike in America (and other western cultures), they don't really give gifts on Christmas and birthdays. Christmas is more for couples and I haven't really figured out birthdays. From what I've gathered, they are just not that important. Anyway, the important times for gift giving are the Harvest festival, Chuseok (which is like Thanksgiving) and Lunar New Year, Seollal (which is the new year on the lunar calendar, duh). Ok, and not only do you give gifts to friends and family but your place of employment also gives you a gift.

Now, the gifts. These gifts are completely ridiculous. Last year for both holidays, my school gave us a gift box set of SPAM. That's right, SPAM. The meat that comes in a can. That you can buy at the dollar store at home and is generally regarded as inedible, unappealing and just overall not an acceptable to give as a gift to anyone, under any circumstances. But here, SPAM is a primo gift. Not only do we get a BOX of SPAM, but it comes in like, this fancy gift box, with two bottles of oil (if you like it fried) and the box comes in a fancy bag. I had never tried SPAM before, but I've had it here and it's not the worst thing in the world, as I previously assumed. I would never eat it on my own accord, pay for it, or order in a restaurant, but I have fried it up per a boyfriend's request and when I ate it, it wasn't the worst. It also comes in kimbap, which is Korean style sushi, which I eat frequently, but you don't really taste it since there is a lot of other stuff in there as well.

So, since SPAM isn't the worst thing in the world and people gotta eat, I can see why MAYBE a little tiny bit SPAM is an acceptable gift to give. However. This year, for both holidays, we have received an enormous gift set of bath products. Ok, you're thinking, hey! Bath products are useful and lovely! Yes, they are. But, here's the thing. The most recent box we were given has SIX (6) tubes of toothpaste in it. It also has two bars of soap, two shampoos, two conditioners, and a bottle of what I'm assuming is body wash in the middle. Once again, in list form, for your convenience:

1 person=
2 bars of soap
1 body wash
2 shampoos
2 conditioners
6 tubes of toothpaste

In picture form, in case you're wondering what that looks like:

So much toothpaste

The fancy box for the toothpaste

WHAT?

I can't, I really just can't. I cannot ever imagine myself using that amount of bath products in one year. Especially since for the last holiday, we received, essentially, the EXACT same thing.

The sad part is, no one I know even uses Korean toothpaste. Word on the street is that it doesn't have any fluoride in it. Koreans do brush their teeth more often than most Americans I know, so maybe they actually do go through that many tubes of toothpaste in a year. All the kids brush their teeth after school (it's such a pain) and I frequently see people brushing theirs in public restrooms.

But, my biggest confusion is mainly just, why do I have this? These gifts from my company are going to foreign teachers. Maybe you think it's presumptuous and rude of me to think the Koreans should change their ways for their foreign employees, but it's not really that I want anyone changing traditions, but I really think they just need to stop and think about how much money they are wasting on these products that 95% of the foreign teachers at their company (which is 50% of the company) is not going to use. That is A LOT of money! I saw the SPAM boxes at the grocery store last year and the cheapest one is $45! Just seems like that money could be spent on literally anything else because giving us SPAM and toothpaste is basically throwing the money in the trash.

Plus, it's not just foreigners! My boyfriend just got THREE gift sets from his company and he is planning on giving away all of them. Here's what he got:

A huge box of "seasoned laver," which is dried seaweed and it's actually really good. He gifted it to me. I'm a lucky lady. 

Sadly, the laver is the huge kind (not the bite-size kind I like) and is really only good for making kimbap, which I've done once and never plan on doing again. 

What a fancy box!

FULL OF SPAM. I can't. 

Seriously, the boxes are beautiful. 

These are bottles of ginseng. I was told you mix it into water for a beverage, but it smells awful and I can't imagine ever drinking such a thing.

 I really don't think I will ever be able to understand these boxes. They are the just the epitome of wasteful indulgence and it's depressing. The saddest part is that it's not even cool stuff! I am all for a little indulgence and I LOVE getting fancy gifts but I am forever getting things I will never use here! I hate it! I absolutely hate wasting things (money, food, products, whatever) and I would seriously rather get nothing than keeping getting things that go in the trash. Sometimes I get gifts from parents at school that go to waste as well. It's usually food that I don't want to, or can't, eat OR something random like lipstick. Which is a nice thought, but I don't wear lipstick, nor did it look good on me, haha. People are forever telling me that I can just re-gift them but I don't have anyone to give them to! Most of my friends here are fellow foreigners that don't want it, I'm not going to mail it home and the only Korean people I know (besides my boyfriend) are people are work with, that would know I was re-gifting! I'm doing some research to find a charity to give it to, so we'll see what happens with that.

So anyway, that's whats been going on this week. We have a four day weekend starting tomorrow and I'm currently just sitting at home with my huge box of toiletries. I have been feeling like crap so I'm hoping some sleep will shake my severe case of winter depression. Fingers crossed.

Dream big people!

Puppy Cafe

Oh. My. Goodnes. I cannot believe I have lived in this country for almost two years and just now went to my first puppy cafe. It was THE BEST THING EVER. Basically, you go to a cafe, buy a drink and play with dogs for however long you want. SO FABULOUS. It made me want to adopt a dog SO bad! Or I will go back to the cafe every day for the rest of my life. 

The one I went to was near Gangnam station and was actually very big. There were dogs of all sizes there, and lots of different kinds. We bought a coffee and literally just sat there playing with dogs for like, 2 hours. THE. BEST. I also bought some treats, so then obviously all the dogs flock to you, which was amazing. However, most of them get bored with you if you don't have treats and not all of them were super friendly, so that was a little sad. I did, however, find a few that loved me just as much as I loved them so we hung out and became the best of friends. My favorite was the little brown one in the last picture, but he was having none of it. He didn't really like being touched and I had to persuade him with treats and have my friend snatch him up so I could hold him. We took the picture and then he squirmed off. I still thought he was the cutest, even though he was a total jerkface. Typical.

However, that little tiny one in the first picture did love me (he had on a sweater that said "Hug Me," so I did) and we hung out for quite a bit. Gah, it was just so lovely, I can't even tell you. For the most part, I love dogs, contrary to popular belief. Let me rephrase, I love most dogs, namely, small cute ones. And I really don't like dogs that are super slobberly. The slobber grosses me out. Also, once my step-dad had a boxer and I really didn't like that dog at all. God rest her soul, she was ugly as sin and super annoying. Anyway, it's really on a dog to dog basis, like most things in my life. I'm picky about pretty much everything, dogs are no exception. 

Point is, I loved most of the dogs at this place and now I want one of my own. Financially, logistically and realistically, this would be a horrible decision for my life right now. I am not poor, but I want to spend all my money on traveling, not vets and dog food. Plus I would have to figure out what to do with him/her when I do travel. I also don't always go home right after school and often get home around 10 or 11:00 at night, which would be terrible for an animal.  Also, my apartment is TINY. It's only one room, so that means I wouldn't have anywhere to put a dog if I needed a break from it, or if it needed to stop chewing on all my shit. So yeah, a terrible idea but man oh man, they are so cute and a little tiny puppy would make me SO happy. I might try to foster one and see how it goes. 

So that was my awesome puppy-filled Saturday. All the puppies you can play with by just buying a $6 coffee. YES PLEASE. Come visit! We'll go together!

Dream big people!

Vacay: a Recap

Last year I celebrated Christmas in a hostel in Japan, and this year was spent in the PHILIPPINES!!! Seriously, one of the best vacations I have ever been on! It was so fantastic. I actually enjoyed a lot more than my trip to Thailand. And I really loved Japan last year, but it was also freezing so it was super nice to leave freezing cold Korea and four hours get off a plane in a tropical heat wave. The miracle of flight. Gotta love it.
Anyway, everything in the Philippines, save some of the transportation options (and few AC units), was fantastic. The people were nice, the food was great and the scenery was absolutely gorgeous. We stayed in some shady hotels, but they were super cheap and when all was said and done, not that bad. We (my co-worker and I) got into Cebu super late Friday night and took a ferry to Alona Beach on Bohol Saturday afternoon. If anyone ever has plans to do the same, get your ferry ticket in advance if possible. If not, go early to the ferry terminal (1 seemed to be the best, even though some people said 4 and the taxi driver left us at 3) because there will be a long ass line AND there's a 98% chance the ferry will be delayed because, literally, every mode of transport we took while there was delayed for some reason. They are living on that island time, which is how I want to live for sure, but it's no good for thinking you are going to get anywhere in a timely manner. I was fine because I was on vacation! Also, we were smart and gave ourselves a ton of time to do everything. The Philippines is definitely not a place for someone that needs to be on a tight schedule or wants everything to go as planned. For example, my friend and I went whale shark diving (!!! more later) and the boat was scheduled to leave at 5:30 in the morning. We left more around 6, then the boat broke down, so we went to another island to change boats. 20 minutes later, we are on boat two. 20 minutes after that, we went back to the island because that boat broke down as well. 20 more minutes and we are on boat 3. I was fine, I was on a boat in the Philippines, what is there to be angry about? However, there was another girl on our boat (Swedish maybe?) and she was just the angriest person! She was SO annoyed about our boat changes and looked so grumpy the entire time. We never figured out what was wrong with her (maybe she had an appointment later that afternoon she needed to get to) but point is, don't go to the Philippines with a schedule or any sort of time constraints because you will be angry all the time. Even when you're on a boat, on a beautiful day, going to hang out with whale sharks.

So yea, the whale sharks were awesome. Definitely one of the highlights of the trip. They are called whale sharks because they are these huge sharks that only eat plankton and krill and don't have teeth. So they're sharks, but with whale characteristics. They are really huge and it was actually really scary at first. Also just hilarious because it's the Philippines and they are not as strict about safety, so they were literally like, ok here are the rules: don't touch the animals, that's all. Then they make you put on a life jacket and ask if you're a good swimmer. If you say yes, you can take off the life jacket and get in the water. If you say no, they're like, are you sure? Ok, stay in the boat. Then you get in the water and they throw food close to you so the sharks get all up in your business and you end up touching them because they swim into you. It's pretty awesome. Best part, the 3 hour boat ride, the diving and renting an underwater camera all ended up costing about $50. My taxi ride home from the airport in Korea was twice that. Just as a point of reference.

I highly recommend Alona Beach, should you ever get the chance to go. It was so beautiful! Great weather, friendly people, really laid back and super cheap. The kids run around singing Christmas carols, trying to get  you to give them money, but they usually just wander off if you say no or ignore them. Or, if you do give them money, they sing a cute little thank you song and move on. Also, there are people trying to sell you things, but not quite as intense as Thailand. Plus, unlike Thailand, the people usually just move on if you say no and don't make you feel like you just ruined their lives by not buying anything.

Actual Cebu City was a little more sketch than I was expecting, but not too bad. I never felt unsafe or threatened. Filipinos seem pretty chill and everyone we met was nice, but not in a creepy way. I also felt they weren't trying too hard to scam people, which is how I felt a lot on Thailand. Anyway, both lovely places but I would rather go back to the Philippines, if ever given the chance. That's not to say we never got scammed. For instance, we went "island hopping and snorkeling" (2 islands) and at the first one, they were all, oh the big boat can't go over to the snorkel place, you have to take this other smaller boat (our friends), and also you have to rent the snorkel gear, it's not provided like we implied it was. Here is our other friend, you can rent it from them. But oh well, because it was seriously like $4 to do both, so you deal.

We also ate really good food while we were there. Lots of grilled fish and just really good, simple grilled meats and veggies, which I love. While I was there, I was all, look at me, I'm so healthy, I've been eating veggies and grilled fish all the time, I probably lost weight. Then I got home and put on my pants and was all, nope, definitely didn't. Actually probably gained weight. You're probably assuming it was because of alcohol but NOPE. I hardly drank...I actually don't really enjoy drinking on vacation, seems like a waste to spend a day hungover. It was from all the bread I conveniently forgot about. Most of the hotels had free breakfast and they all gave us like, 8 pieces of toast and I ate them ALL. I love bread and also pretty much everything else made my stomach go crazy. So yeah, so much for that theory.

Anyway, can't say enough good things about the trip. There were a lot of little annoying things, but I try to keep it cool on vacay. However, I did get really angry at the very end of the trip, when we were at the airport. We checked in, and were about to go though immigration and we were told we first had to pay a terminal fee. I don't recall ever having to do this at any other airport, but maybe my memory fails me. Anyway, it was just super annoying because there was NO mention of this anywhere in the airport, or at the check-in counter. We had to pay one at the ferry, but it was the first thing you did when you walked in. Also, they only took cash. It was only like $10, but I didn't have enough Pesos left because I had just spent most of the cash I had left in the airport because I didn't want to take Pesos home with me! But the real kicker...they took American dollars, and my friend had a $100 bill. But the stupid woman was all, oh this one has a tiny rip in it, we don't want it. Also, we don't have change so you'll have to go ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE DOMESTIC TERMINAL to get change and/or go to an ATM. OH MY GOD, I was so angry. Like, what are you even talking about crazy lady?! Not having change is the biggest lie I've ever heard. I had been going with the flow with all the other ridiculousness while there, but this I couldn't deal with. Thank goodness my friend asked if they accepted Won AND I also had enough Won for both of us, because I was seriously about to scream at this woman. So we made it through and got to immigration, where we made it to the front and then they're all, oh? You didn't fill out the paperwork? You don't see that sign in the back corner of the room? You need to do that. ARRGHHH. Best part? Did't even really matter because the flight was delayed an hour. So then we missed the last bus in Korea and had to take a cab for $120. And to think I was upset about the $10 terminal fee. Silly me.

Other than that, everything was fab...here, enjoy some pics:

Seriously, so beautiful. Can you deal? 

I rode on a motorcycle for like, 2 minutes and it was glorious. Should've done more of that. 

Mariah Christmas and the beach? HEAVEN. 

Dream big people!

2014: The Year of Travel

2014 is off to a FANTASTIC start. Here is how I rang it in:

First, my friend I went to a random Japanese restaurant, where we got curry chicken nuggets, french fries and free fish cakes. YUM. 

Then we ordered this, thinking it was alcoholic since it said "Sparkling Cider" on the menu, but it was really just $4 apple juice. So then my boy came to meet us and we made him smuggle in soju. He was very concerned about this, since bringing in outside beverages is "illegal." Don't worry, no one went to jail.

 

That meal sucked, so we went to a second meal, of galbi, which is always a delight. 

When second dinner was over, it was still only 11 and my friend wanted to go home since she was sick, so she did. The boy, like most Koreans, think it is fun and romantic to go to norebang (karaoke in a private room) with just two people and that is what he wanted to do. I personally think it's awful and really only enjoy it when I'm drunk and with at least 6 other people, but I figured I should start the new year being nice and agreeable, so off we went. Plus, it was either that or go home. 

He's really into it. 

Seriously. I'm trying to be cute and he's all, I'm trying to sing, woman!

New Years isn't really a big thing here, so he wasn't concerned about the countdown. So I forgot about it and didn't even realized it had passed until we were 5 minutes into 2014. But whatever, I'm fine with it. I'm old now and things are awesome so far. Then I sang "Crazy" by Britney Spears and had a grand ole time, sober and all. 

Then, Thursday I went back to work and guess what!? It actually made me REALLY happy. I mean, how lucky am I that I actually enjoy going back to work after a holiday? I loved seeing my babies and co-workers, and I can't lie, I like having a schedule and things to do. I had 5 days off when I got back from the Philippines and too much down time makes me hella lazy and then I get restless. Feeling good these days. 

I've also decided this year is going to be the year of travel. I know, you're thinking, Jacky, you traveled a lot last year, what on earth on you talking about? Yes, you're right, I did and it was awesome. However, this year I want to take advantage of ALL the holidays and go somewhere awesome for every one. I also want to plan ahead because last year I did everything last minute and that was stupid. Planning for Buddha's birthday NOW, who's in?!

Speaking of last minute, I am not off to the greatest start on that, but I'm working on it. I thought I found an awesome deal on a trip to Hong Kong, but I had the dates wrong so that was all wrong. Then I tried calling Ethiopian Airlines and it turned into such an annoying hassle because they have the WORST customer service. You suck, Ethiopian Airlines. Kayak, you do too! Quit telling me there is a $200 flight when THERE IS NOT! Doing it pretty last minute is a stupid, and expensive thing to do since the entire country has vacation, so tons of people are booking flights. I stayed up until 5 am Friday night trying to find a ticket on LITERALLY every single airline that flies into Hong Kong, but EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. was sold out. So working on a new plan. Boo. 

But for some good news, this year I have already acquired two things for free that I was thisclose to purchasing. A coat rack and a kettle, if you're interested. I also found a pair of pants that actually fit me in this country! Granted, I feel like a fatty because it was the largest size in the store, but whatever. We'll also see how they hold up because last time I bought pants I thought fit, they actually stretched out too much for me to wear.  Also, this weekend was awesome since I went to a PUPPY CAFE (more in a later post) and cleaned the hell out of my apartment. Feeling so accomplished. Joining the gym tomorrow and am going to make the most out of these last 8 weeks with my babies. I also bought a kindle and a super cute case for it, as well as a new passport and phone case for like $8 on ebay. Who knows what the future has in store! I seriously can't wait. 

Dream big, people! 

(a break between songs)

Grumpy Pants

I'm in my cozy bed now, so the grumpy pants are off and have been replaced by comfy pjs, so feeling a bit better now. However, I was stewing on my way home tonight. I went to Apgujeong (in Seoul) for some Zumba, which usually makes me really happy, but I was NOT feeling this class. There were two instructors and I knew one, and the other I had met at the Zumba certificate training. She didn't remember me, and even though I was like, I met you, she apparently didn't hear me and we literally had the EXACT same conversation we had when I met her. Cool. Also, I ate McDonalds like an hour before and that was a big mistake. Huge. Definitely regretted that. After the class, I said hello to another person I met at the training and he gave me the rudest look ever. So fuck you, Zumba people.

I think my main problem is it's FUCKING COLD AND COLD WEATHER SUCKS MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

I try to be a positive person, for the most part. People that know me probably don't believe this, because I do an awful lot of bitching for the sake of bitching. This is mainly to get it out of my system because, really, in my head I think good thoughts and try to look at the bright side. But, seasonal depression is real, y'all and I get the winter blues real bad. They've started this year. Solutions welcome.

I can't even explain to you how much I hate Korean winters. I thought winters at home were awful, getting down to like, 40 but it is SO much worse here. I experienced my first negative temperatures last year and cried.  And this is not even the coldest place in the world! It blows my mind that people willingly live where it gets insanely cold and stays that way for an extremely long time.

The ONLY good thing about winter is Christmas, but even that is more fun when it's warm. I'd rather just watch it snowing on TV. Or actually, I would just like to pretend snow doesn't exist. Snow can kiss my ass and so can all snow related activities. I cannot understand people that enjoy snow and frankly, I don't need them as friends.

I saw a piece on BuzzFeed that was "Reasons to be Thrilled about Winter." Vomit. This is my rebuttal.
(Skipping the exceptionally boring ones)

1. Inventing new ways to make snowmen.

No. Snowmen are the worst. I hate making them. It makes my hands cold, they never turn out they way you want, they're stupid and they melt. I hate everything to do with snow and snowmen can suck it. Sand sculptures are what's up.

2. Festive long johns.

That no one sees? And make you sweaty when you're inside? And dig into your stomach and leave an indention when you wear them all day long? And take forever to readjust after you go to the bathroom? No Thanks.

3. Peppermint hot cocoa.

Thanks to my awesome new lactose issues, I will not be partaking in cocoa this year. Also, newsflash, you can make that all year round if you have an access to a microwave, stove or hot water.

4. Beautiful, beautiful layers.

Tank top, dress, cardigan = acceptable layers. Tank top, t-shirt, long sleeve shirt, sweater, jacket, coat, scarf = excessive. Layers are sometimes cute in the fall and 3 is max. Once winter hits, the layers stop being cute and start being annoying. As a petite fatty, layers are a pain to adjust constantly. And for everyone, they are a pain to take on and off every time you go in or outside. For anyone that rides the subway, they are a HUGE pain to deal with on the train (or bus) since they always have the heat blasting and if you don't take off some layers, you will be a puddle when you reach your destination.

5. Streets lit up

Yes, pretty. But also totally possible in the summer. Everyone, keep lights up all year long. I do, and it's fabulous.

6. Cool sheets and warm comforters and staying in bed too long. First two, yes. Last one, big problem when you have to show up to work on time, looking acceptable and not a hot mess.

7. Heating up by the fire.

There are no fireplaces in Korea. THANKS ANYWAY. Furthermore, fires suck. Too close, you're melting, too far away, it's freezing. There is no happy medium. Also, major fire hazard.

8. Chili

Nope, chili is gross and also makes my stomach explode. And once again, can be made ANY TIME OF THE YEAR. If you want it to be cold when you eat it, crank up the AC, get on the subway, or sit in a freezer.

9. Sledding

Fun once. Do it longer and you get a huge headache and everything gets soggy from the snow. Plus, I have never seen any sledding here. Also, go sled on some sand. Or a big grassy hill. Way better.

10. The instant, easy elegance of a winter coat.

Yes, if you have hundreds of dollars to spend and also if it's really not that cold. Because anything that is cute and/or elegant is not keeping you warm. Anyone that lives somewhere SUPER cold knows that looking cute goes out the window at zero degrees and you will stop at nothing to make yourself warm. This includes wearing ridiculous hats, nonfunctional mittens, a big puffy coat (you can only afford one, so you wear it every day), two layers of pants, which make you feel like you gained 20 pounds and scarves that cover half your face. If I can find a bank robber-esque mask this year, I'm buying it and wearing it every day.

11. Animals in people hats.

Not a good enough reason to give winter any credit.

12. People in animal hats.

This is getting ridiculous.

13. A nice and natural snack (snow)

Gross. And I live by the 10 second rule

14. Seeing your breath on a walk

WHAT?!?! No, how is that fun? Stupid.

15. Flannel bedding

Sleep in that shit and you're sweating by morning.

16. Boots, the easiest/best/coolest footwear type of all

That is the most untrue thing I have ever read. I can't even.

17. Watching your favorite holiday themed movies, again.

CAN BE DONE AT ANY TIME, AT ANY TEMPERATURE.

18. Poinsettias, the most beautiful and most cherry plant.

Another huge lie. What lunatic wrote this nonsense?

19. The smell of balsam trees

Don't even know what those are, but if it's in candle form, you can once again, smell it ALL YEAR.

The last thing on a list is a picture of snow covered road in a forest. Nope, nope, nope. Beaches are way prettier, snow is beautiful for approximately one day and then it just the worst pile of disgusting sludge, ruining your shoes and making you fall.

Basically, everything that is "great" about winter can be done in warm weather, except for snow related things but fuck snow. And another thing that sucks, when the sun is out but it's freezing so you have to wear all the layers but you're sweating and need sunglasses. EVERYTHING IS HORRIBLE, YOU CAN'T WIN.

In conclusion, I hate winter and all winter things and need to figure out how to move to a tropical country sometime in the near future.

Dream big, people!

PS-Thanks for still reading Mr. Stutts!!! :D

Tiddlebits

I'm not sure if that is a word, but I just made it one and I LIKE IT.

So, I've been super horrible about updating this blog, but zero people have complained so I'm almost positive no one reads it. I'm fine with that. Imma keep posting anyway because I'll do what I want. I'm going to shower you in tiddlebits (those are short stories with a cuter name).

1. My (newish) Korean bf has been kind of sheltered in terms of music. I recently introduced him to Bob Marley (RIGHT?! has he been living under a rock?!) and he was ALL about some "No Woman, No Cry." A few days after listening to it on repeat, he turns to me in the car and asks, "Did you know Bob Marley is dead?" Um, yes, of course. Everyone knows that. He died before the two of us where even born! (1981...I looked it up). He was shocked I knew and also told me he was very sad about this news. He thinks Bob made good music and spread a good message. He's very upset he is no longer living. I mean, I am too, but I have come to terms with it since he's been dead MY ENTIRE LIFETIME. I was a little sad for him, but I still laughed in his face.

2. Halloween! Precious, as always. And a costume fail for me, as always. Every year I'm like, THIS IS THE YEAR I WILL RULE AT HALLOWEEN. I'm a pretty creative and crafty person so you'd think I'd be all over it but seriously every year my costume sucks. I'm not sure why, but I think because I don't really have any motivation to make an awesome one. Well, I don't have it until the DAY of and I feel like a failure because everyone else has a great costume. Also I always want to be something cool and creative, but I can never get my shit together in time and then it's the day of and I'm wearing the same Panda suit as last year. I didn't even go out for Halloween this year, so I only wore it for school. I also wore a blonde wig and had some crazy make-up, so I dubbed myself Lady Panda Gaga but none of the kids knew who Lady Gaga was. Fail. Especially since two of my co-workers were rocking homemade matching shark costumes. F them.

3. I got to eat some AMAZING Thanksgiving food last weekend at a friends church. OMG, it was so delicious. Homemade casseroles, pies, stuffing, mashed potatoes and TURKEY. All of the above are rarities in Korea, so it was a delightful treat. However, first I had to sit through the church service and it was THE WORST. Now is the not the time or place for my rant on how much I hate most all organized religion (yeah, I'm one of those people) but I felt like my ears were being assaulted. I just the love the hypocritical message that was sent. We love everyone! Except people that don't believe what I believe and also do stupid things like get a taro card reading (this pastor was super anti-fortune telling) or even worse, be gay. There was a special service for "People who practice sexual sin." Also, instead of being like, yay, Thanksgiving! Give thanks! Eat food! Togetherness, hooray...the pastor titled his sermon "Thanksgiving in jail" and literally had people in tears with his personal family sob story. THE. WORST. My new life goal is to never sit through a church service again. But, hooray food!

4.I have been stepping it up lately in terms of beauty care. There are beauty shops EVERYWHERE here and most things are pretty cheap. So, I wanted to join the party...plus I have been into makeup more and more these days. I don't know what I'm doing and I'm generally too impatient to do things properly, but I've been trying, The sad part? I look worse. Maybe it's a transitional phase but I currently have two huge zits (which is very unusual for me), my skin in overall gross and my HAIR. Ugh, my hair! It's terrible and I want to shave it all off. I won't, but I'm at my wits end with it. It's depressing. My stomach as also gone crazy lately and I can't really eat anything without a piece of my soul dying and coming out. Lame.

5. I just tried to order some grown-up (and much needed) undergarments from Victoria's Secret and now I'm outraged. I was going to ship them to my lovely mother, who was going to ship them to me because, like most companies, VS sucks and doesn't ship to Korea. Upon checkout, I discovered that shipping was going to be $12. Mmmm, what? I thought pretty much every store did spend $50, get free shipping. Nope! In fact, the more money you spend online at VS, the more your shipping is. Ummm, cool. Fuck you. Cancel order.

Ok, well that's enough for now. In other news, my life is pretty rocking right now. Other than the occasional hiccups, things are awesome. The weather is getting colder and as soon as it snows, that will come to a screeching halt, but I'm ok for now. Fingers crossed everything and everyone in the Philippines is ok, too!

Dream big, people!

The Invention of Korea

Thursday is National Foundation Day in Korea and today a student told me it was when Korean was invented. Precious! I love my job.

I also am still so freaking in love with the fact that Crispix showed up during my Costco visit this weekend. I literally JUST had a dream about buying them the night before and then, just out of the blue, there they were at Costco! I've been to Costco here maybe three times before and they've never had them. Makes me so happy...I (and this blog) have talked about my love for Crispix multiple times before. I've also been chatting them up a lot lately here in Korea because I was desperate to have someone buy them for me at the commissary. But, now I don't have to! SO EXCITING!

Here is what I don't love, though. The fact that you have to be a member of Bally Fitness to go to the ONE Zumba class they offer. Tonight, they let me go to the first class for free, but if I want to go from now on, I have to pay $120 per month, which is what I currently pay for 3 months at my gym. So depressing. I want to take Zumba classes SO BAD. I don't even want to teach, I just want to follow along in the back. Le sign.

But, to end on a good note, I had the BEST hamburger I have possibly ever had last week (and also the week before!!). It is at a place called Salt and Butter (at the Apgujeongrodeo stop, exit 6...turn leftat Paris Crossiant and go down about three blocks, it's on the left) and it was AMAZING. I had the California burger and a ROOT BEER (a rarity in Korea) and I pretty much died of happiness. So, if you're in Korea, go there and eat one as soon as possible. And, if you're not, come visit me and we'll go together!

Ok, well dream big people! Life is so great now. Just FYI.