New Career

Man oh man, my life is so boring, it's slightly embarrassing. I don't really mind, but it makes for some uninteresting blogging. My apologies. One time, I tried asking for suggestions for blog topics but no one had anything, which led me to believe that no one really reads or cares about this mess, so I moved right along from that. Also, at this juncture in my life, I don't really feel like taking suggestions anymore, so sorry, you missed your chance.

No worries, I still write for my benefit and my benefit alone.In other news, I have figured out what my dream job would be. I honestly don't know how I didn't think of this sooner. This job combines my two loves, traveling and making people (that I like) happy and/or helping people. Are you ready for this? It's going to be blow your mind. My dream job would be....SANTA CLAUS! RIGHT???!!!! SO PERFECT! I mean, he gets to go literally, everywhere in the world so that would fulfill all my travel dreams. And, he does nothing but fly around (another perk, I love being up high) and make people happy with awesome gifts. Best part, he doesn't even have to make the gifts! He just gets all the glory and the elves do all the work. I mean, I wouldn't mind pitching in and helping with some gift building every now and then, but I would mainly hang out at the beach and eat. Which brings me to the next HUGE plus-it's totally fine and expected to be fat! This job clearly is meant for me. I know, I know, Santa is a guy but guess what friends. It's 2012 and it is time for the sexism to end. Jacky Claus is coming to town.

Anyway. Hope everyone rang in the New Year like a rock star, like myself. I got a long distance international drunk dial, which made me quite happy but things kind of went downhill after that. I apparently made a few enemies and my shoes came off pretty early in the evening, which is never a good sign. But whatever, I had a great time even if a few people hate me. I started off 2012 with Waffle House, which I'm pretty sure means this year is going to be the BEST YET. Maybe not for my cholesterol but in all other aspects, for sure. I hope the same for you.

Dream big people!