A Very Japanese Christmas

Woooo, I went to Japan for Christmas. My life is so awesome, I seriously just can't even stand it. Christmas. In Japan. Amazing. Of course, some of my friends here are posting their bathing suit pics of themselves in Thailand or somewhere warm...but whatever, they can suck it. :)

Anyway, I met up with my awesome friend from LA who was the best tour guide ever. Not only did she bring me goodies from the States, but she can also speak Japanese and had lived in Osaka before, so there were no issues trying to figure out how to do things. It was fantastic. Plus, she knew all the good eating spots so we had some amazing food. Of course, I don't remember the names of anywhere we went or what we ate (for the most part), but everything was fabulous and delicious. Oh, I do know we at okonomiyaki, which is an Osaka specialty (which I've been told they have in Korea), and went to Kyoto and Nara. So that's something.

I hate to say it, but I think I like Japanese food more than Korean food. I know! I feel like such a traitor, but I am part Japanese, so maybe I'm just genetically disposed to it. Also, there isn't really any spicy food in Japan and yall know I like my food bland. Korean food is a gamble because all Koreans say, "oh, it's not spicy!" and then laugh as my lips catch on fire. Anyway, I pretty much ate tofu rice balls and potato sticks every day for breakfast, which may sound unappealing, but you don't know what you're missing. I forgot what the tofu things are called in Japanese and I don't know how to spell it in Korean (uboochubap is what it is phonetically), but they are delicious. And hopefully nutritious because I ate at least 50 of them while I was there. Every lunch was something fantastic...gyoza (Japanese dumplings of delciousness), ramen, okonomiyaki, etc, etc. And dinner was always amazing as well. Except for Christmas Eve..we were supposed to eat KFC (that's what all the Japanese do) but my friend fell asleep so I ate candy in the hostel instead. But, the next night, for our Christmas feast, we had sushi and it was fabulous. We also got some "fried cheese" and I'm pretty sure they just threw any random western looking food they could find on the plate, because it came out with lemon, popcorn and a tomato on the dish. So random. Our Japanese friends even found it strange. Whatever, it was totally delicious.

Christmas day was spent trying to take Christmasy Japanese photos, and I got some good ones. I tried to find the most Japanese looking things I could. I could have done better, but I was embarrased to be taking so many pictures. In Korea, they are all about taking pictures of everything, all the time, but not in Japan, so I felt out of place, haha. It was also interesting to see the differences in Japanese and Korean culture. They are similar in a lot of ways, but soooo different in a lot as well. Koreans are much more conservative in how they dress, hair styles, etc. I also personally feel the Korean men are better looking...the Japanese men are a little smaller and some of them have some crazyyyy hair styles. I saw so many mullets, it was a little ridiculous. I wish I had gotten more photos, but I was too stunned. Also, wonky teeth seem to be the norm there...not sure if there are any orthodontists in Japan. I did see some cute guys, though. None with mullets, though. Take a hint, friends.

There were other random things I noticed about the differences in the two countries, but I'm guessing no one cares. I just find it interesting because a lot of people at home lump Asia all together and that is not the case. A lot of people do it with Europe as well, and it's also not true.

Anyway.

Another night we met up with our Japanese friends we met in LA (they were students at my school there) and had a great time. Oddly enough, we ate at a Korean restaurant since all the Japanese ones they wanted to go to were too busy, but it was a lot of fun. I drank soju...no sake this trip..weird...but it was gross because here they always have cider but there they only had club soda and tomato juice. YUCK. I got it down but it was rough. We also did karoke and wandered the streets laughing at Japanese mullets. A good time.

Thursday I spent most of the day in the airport, but it was quite entertaining. We did some shopping, wandered around, did a lot of people watching (more mullets!) and ate sushi..where I witnessed the most fantastic restaurant situation of my life. Behold:

Right???!!! It's an express train! TO YOUR TABLE!!! Sooooo awesome. First off, they have sushi that is just cruising around the restaurant on a conveyor belt and you just grab off whatever tickles your fancy. And if that isn't cool enough, you can use the COMPUTER at your table to order things from the kitchen. Then, they put it on the express train and zoom it out to your table. Fantastic. I thought nothing was cooler than the call your waiter button at Korean tables, but this wins for sure.

Anyway, I had a great time in Japan and did tons of shopping. I was never much of a shopper before but lately, I've been losing my mind in stores. Maybe because it's cheaper, or I have more money, or I'm just getting old, but I love shopping now. Kinda lost my mind in Japan, but hey...how often do you go to Japan? Ok then. Plus, a lot of the stuff was gifts. Even though, I ended up keeping one (or three) things that were meant as gifts. Whoops...sorry friends. Next time!

Pictures are coming soon! My internet is on the fritz and the wifi isn't strong enough to support picture uploading. My apologies, I'm sure yall are dying.

So now it's time to ring in 2013. Insanity! Can't believe this year is over and 2013 is here. Time flies when you're having fun! My resolution: to use all the Kakao and WhatsApp emoticons. There are tons of them and in WhatsApp especially, they are suuuuper random. I don't know if I'll be able to use them all in context but I'm going to do my best. One of them is a syringe! When does that come up in conversation? We'll see...I have a year. And my theme for 2013? "Don't stop me now, cause I'm having a good time!" Thank you, Queen! It's also my new go-to norebang song. It's a crowd pleaser AND fun to dance to. Woo!

Happy New Year everyone! Hope your year was as fantastic as mine and I hope next year is EVEN BETTER! I'm pretty confident it will be. It's all about the meals you start/end the years with. This year started with Waffle House and this one will start with Korean BBQ. Good things are coming in 2013. So go welcome 2013 with something delicious!

Dream big people!

Merry Christmas Baby

I can't believe it's almost Christmas!! This year has FLOWN by and it just keeps getting better and better!

I'll admit, I had a little break down earlier today because being away from family on Christmas is hard. I love it here but my family is not here and it hit hard today. After a nap and some candy canes, I'm feeling better and am now excited because I leave for JAPAN TOMORROW!!!! AHHHH!!!!

Woooo, life is so damn awesome. Plus, the last few days have just been so great. We had our Christmas party with the kids on Thursday and Santa came! They were so cute and excited! One of my girls whispered to me, "Jacky teacher, Santa is soo cute!" Love it. I told her to tell him and maybe he'd give her some extra presents. She was too nervous, but it was still funny. The kids also said goodbye to our elf, Patty and we watched How the Grinch Stole Christmas, which they loved! It was an extremely hectic and tiring day, but they were all so excited about Christmas, it was cute. I'm not going to lie, though, I was a bit on the sad side because I only got a Christmas card from one student! Maybe some of them aren't big on Christmas, I don't really know..but oh well. My one card was lovely, so at least I got that.

Friday was our teacher's Christmas party and that was a lot of fun as well. There were no students there Friday so at lunch our principal ordered pizza and had wine for us. My friend and I declared ourselves the party planning committee, so we decorated and organized a white elephant for the lunch. It was actually a lot of fun and everyone had a great time! I am was very happy because I get upset when people aren't enthusiastic about things I plan, but this worked out great! There were some sad and awkward moments though. All the assistant teachers at our school left (long story, contractual disputes) so it was sad to say goodbye to all of them...they are all so nice and the whole situation was just a mess. Also, the new assistant teachers that are taking their places were all there, which was awkward. Mainly because no one told the party committee so we didn't have enough gifts for them to participate in the white elephant exchange. It would have been really easy to grab extra gifts for them (they were all from the dollar store), but we didn't know so they just has to sit and watch. Weird, right? Oh well. I just hope they don't think it was my fault and all hate me now since I was the one running it.

That night was a special friends birthday so about 12 of us celebrated with sushi and soju. I finally got rid of my huge bottle of soju!! I was petty happy. I drank a little too much of it, but nothing too crazy happened. Some of us went to noreabang (karoke) after and it was a blast, as always. I'm just going to assume that it's a requirement to sing "Creep" at every norebang session because someone always sings it. It's a downer, but I guess I'll have to get used to it.  On the way home I tried seeking revenge on my apartment complex by yelling in the courtyard, but that is about as crazy as things got. I am always getting woken up by people yelling and carrying on at random hours and even more random days. Hopefully I woke up one of the people that has woken me up before...that was my logic anyway. I'm sure I just angered random, very polite residents. Sorry Acrotel!

Well that's that. A good holiday season so far. Although I am just about out of Christmas spirit. School was just Christmas craft, stories, movies, songs, everything overload. I love Christmas more than the average person, I think, but I think I'm at the end of my holiday cheer rope. It was also a very DIY Christmas this year and I don't think I have it in me to make another card, craft or ornament. Just can't do it. I'm hoping someone can send me some Valentine cards because I'm not sure I can handle making those either. I don't know if I'll be able to cut paper again for quite some time.

Ok, JAPAN TOMORROW!!! Got some Yen yesterday and I'm super excited because it's really cool looking! Also, one bill s worth like, $12. Trying to convert from Won to Dollars to Yen is going to be interesting, but good thing I have my handy dandy smart phone!

Dream big people!!! And MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!!!!

No Words

There are literally just no words for the horrific shooting that happened in Connecticut  Just none. It makes me so damn sad to just think about it and pretty much anytime I see or hear anything about it, I just cry. I can't even imagine what friends and families are going through. Unbelievable.

As a teacher, I can't even comprehend someone coming in and harming my class. I couldn't take it. I also can't comprehend having and/or carrying a gun around with me in the classroom. The chances of something like that happening here are lower, as they have really strict gun control laws and pretty much no one has one. Of course there is violence, but nothing like what happens in the US.

In addition to being sad, I am truly shocked at the hatefulness, tactfulness and disrespect people have when making posts and/or commenting on it. People are disgusting and I am embarrassed for them. I had to defriend a load of people and force myself not to read and/or comment on what people say, on facebook and otherwise. I really don't think comments should be allowed on news stories. People are just awful. I don't really know stats and I don't really have a viable solution and I know I'm sounding naive, but I really really wish people would just BE NICE. And if you can't be nice, at least be respectful and show some tact. For instance, I have a lot to say about this entire situation and the way people have reacted to it, but I really try to avoid internet controversy. So for a positive note, it makes me happy to know there are also decent, amazing, wonderful, kindhearted people out there that would take a bullet to protect others. It hurts my heart to know some of those people are gone and that some of them were my age.

I am trying to just be respectful and sad instead of getting political  But, in my opinion, if you think violence is going to be solved with more people having guns and more praying, you need a reality check real quick. That is all.

Wishing there was something more I could do than just hurt for the families, but some hurts can't be fixed.

Dreaming big with a heavy heart. And in the words of one of my favorite people, "Be kind to one another."

My So-Called Organized Life

Yall. I have no idea what has come over me this week but I have been crazy productive. I am quite proud of myself.

Today I reorganized my entire desk area, labeled all my materials, graded two books and am about 3 steps away from being finished with the book we have to make to have published. Self high five!

Yesterday, I went to the gym AND actually wen to the grocery store and cooked dinner. Whoa. Today was even crazier. I went to the gym, showered, washed clothes, cleaned my house and restocked all of my bags and purses. Um, what? So I am tad bit on the...weird? side, I guess. I don't what you call it. Either super organized and awesome or just strange. Anyway, I like to have all my bags (bookbags, purses, school bag, etc) stocked with anything I might need in a crisis situation while out on and about. This includes medicine, vitamins, tissues (dry and wet), make up, tweezers, stain remover, a mirror, chapstick, sunscreen, bandaids and hand sanitizer. So now all my bags, including my travel toiletries case, has everything I need. I am pretty much a walking pharmacy. Weird? Don't know, don't care. Of course, the times I need these things are always the times when I decide not to bring my bag with me. Luckily, there is a convenience store literally on every corner and in every subway station here so I can usually get what I need.

Anyway, like I said before, we started doing an Elf on the shelf type thing in my class. First off, my parents totally did that when we were younger so we were way ahead of the game. Second, no one here as heard of it so that's sad. But, this random elf looking thing randomly showed up in our classroom (seriously, I have no idea where it came from), but we named it Patty and she has started leaving notes for us. I don't think the kids completely get it, but they seem to enjoy it. Want to meet her?

That is Patty next to the super awesome Christmas countdown I made, and below are the letters my class wrote to her. Well, the dictated it and I wrote it, just to save time.

Anyway, there is still snow on the ground today which is depressing because it's still hard to walk AND even more depressing, it's supposed to snow more tomorrow. Make it stop!!! Unless they cancel school...in that case, bring it on! But stop on the weekend because I have things to do. Like go buy more winter clothes.

Oh yes, and here is further proof that I do not mess around when it comes to penny pinching:

 Gotta save up for some Japanese Yen, yo!

Time to make dinner! Whaaa, I'm on a roll!!!

Dream big people!

Video Skills

I don't think I posted this before...but this is the video I made for our pen pals. It's not the best editing or videography, but I'm pretty proud of it nonetheless. For someone that has zero experience with a camera or any editing program, I don't think it turned out too bad. And to boot, the entire editing program is in Korean and I didn't have anyone helping me translate. It was all trial and error. It took longer than it should have, but having pulled all this together in about two weeks, I would say I'm well on my way to becoming a professional video maker.

And this is a video I made on my phone today:

Nevermind it won't load. Just enjoy the other one until I can figure out how to get this one.

All I Want for Christmas....

...are some Christmas Tree Cakes. And actually a million other things, but I am actually pretty good right now. Things are awesome here and life is fantastic.

Oh, except for one tiny thing. And that would be SNOW. UGH, I hate snow! It's not even winter yet! WTF is going on?!! And apparently it's in the 70s at home. Fuuuuck that. It wasn't so bad watching it come down in the classroom...mainly because they kids got super excited about it. But then my coteacher opened the window (because she's crazy pants) and it was ridiculously cold. I also got cold just thinking about my walk home. Luckily it stopped snowing before then, but it was still really slippery. Some parts were pretty, like this lovely tree...

...but I had to concentrate pretty hard on not falling the rest of the way home so I didn't notice much else. I did see one woman in heels, which I thought was hilarious. I was having a hard enough time in boots. They don't have a lot of traction, but I can't imagine heels! She was shuffling a long pretty slow, poor thing. But seriously, why not carry the heels in your bag if it is THAT important to wear them. People are weird.

I also want to invest in a ski mask. How do you keep your face warm without one? I am pretty ill prepared for this weather. I mean, I have some warm clothes now, but not enough. Also, I don't really know how to wear them properly. Actually, the problem is that I'm in denial that I have chosen to live in this freezing ass place, so I delude myself into thinking I don't actually need to put on long johns and 5 shirts. I mean, people don't actually do that, right? I have a hard time accepting it is really cold enough to wear two pairs of pants. It's going to take some getting used to. The worst part is, it has only just begun. Apparently it stays freezing until at least March. Dammmnnnn it.

Other than this weather, things are just dandy. I love Christmas time because I can make tons of crafts with the kids. The options are endless. Today I spent all of afterclub making a gingerbread house. It was out of paper and the goober student made it pink, but whatever. I also started doing and elf on the shelf kind of thing in my class with Patty the Elf. I don't think the kids totally understand what is going on, but it was fun anyway. Friday we are making stockings and next week we're having a Christmas concert. We're singing "Let It Snow," which is a terrible song but all the good ones were taken and we don't have enough time to learn "All I Want for Christmas is You." Sad, but true.

Anyway, that's it for now. Oh yeah, wanted to share this. Penny pinching at it's finest:

My mom would be so proud. But, by saving money on lotion, I can spend my money on some more winter clothes. Or food. Whatever.

Dream big people!

500 posts of nonsense

WOOOO, 500 posts!! Confetti! Sparkles! Balloons! Fireworks!!!

That is what is going off in my head. And, I would put something festive on here, but I am too lazy to figure out how to put in those kind of graphics. So just imagine them with me, if you will.

I also have to apologize because I don't really have anything exciting to post. Things are just trucking along at school. We have been busy busy busy! We've started making Christmas decorations, which makes me super happy. One, I love decorating and two, it gives me easy things to do. Now I don't have to think of tons of projects, I just pick a random Christmas thing and away we go!

I decorated my apartment as well and I am just pleased as punch about it. It took a little hunting to track down everything, but I think I did pretty well.

                  

    

I also have some lights in my window...I'm the only one in the apartment complex to have lights, which makes me kind of sad. However, you're welcome, Acrotel, for having some Christmas spirit. I'm sure I am bringing joy to everyone that sees them.

Some friends I met during my study abroad in Rome were visiting other friends here this week, so I got to see them, which was a lot of fun. I can't believe the last time I saw them was over 3 years ago! And that we did the study abroad almost 6 years ago! Time is flying by. Even more crazy, my 10 year high school reunion is next year! Insanity! Time really does fly when you're having fun. I think I'll be one of about 3 people that aren't married with kids from my graduating class, but oh well. Maybe I'll take a Korean baby back with me and tell everyone I adopted it with my super hot Korean boyfriend that couldn't make it.

I could take Ray!! Haha, I had another Ray Day today and it was fantastic. I just love that little booger so much! I am so glad I got to see him again. And he is doing very well in his new school, so I am really happy. Apparently he is one of the smartest ones in the class. Hooray for Ray!

The rest of the weekend was spent watching the last two Twilight movies and eating Taco Bell.  The movies are a total waste of time, because they are so ridiculous (I hate Bella), but totally necessary. I needed to see the last four to complete the series...I obviously couldn't go on with life without this happening.

Oh, and Thanksgiving came and went. Wasn't as depressing this year, being away from family. I guess it's not as bad when no one is celebrating and you have to go to work. Plus, my school bought us Thanksgiving dinner and all the foreign teachers stayed and ate together. The food came from the army base...the turkey wasn't bad but everything else was not so great. The mashed potatos were nonsense. But, it was super nice of our school to do, and I won't lie, I still ate a whole bunch of food. Stuffed myself like a good American. I also went to a potluck party with friends that was a lot of fun. I made an apple pie and have to say, it was pretty damn good.

Anyway, so that is what's been going on and now I have JAPAN to look forward to! These next few weeks of school are going to fly by, we have soooo much to do! But I am happy because it'll go fast and then it'll be Christmas and I'll be in Japan! Wooohooo! Life is good :)

Sorry this is not more exciting for a 500th post, but maybe when I have some motivation I'll do something cool.

Dream big people!

Entertainment These Days

Nothing too exciting going on here lately in the ROK, so I'll just share some random happenings that I find amusing.

First off, I had posted this thing on Pinterest a long time ago about different ways to tie a scarf. I wanted to check it out today since it's cold as shit here now, and I currently only one way to wear a scarf. Anyway, the link was broken so I typed "different ways to tie a scarf" into google, and one from Women's Health magazine came up..."9 Stylish and Easy Ways to Tie a Scarf." It is literally the most useless article I have ever seen. The first option suggested getting a super skinny "scarf" with jewels on it so you look like you have a "rockstar necklace." This was the second option:




Umm, what the hell is going on here? First, who would EVER wear a scarf around their head like that? Second, maybe it's just me, but I want to know ways to wear the scarf around my neck since it is FREEZING outside and that is what scarfs are for...keeping your neck warm. Not your forehead. And last, seriously, wtf is going on with that denim shirt/vest. Heinous.

The third option was to tie it around your wrist. I don't know who is making these articles over at WH, but I think they are confused about what a scarf is. Or maybe it's me. My scarf collection is pretty limited, but no scarf of mine is small enough to be worn around my wrist. The next option was more useful, but the model was wearing a scarf with shorts and a t-shirt. What kind of weather would you wear such an outfit in?

Next was to wrap it around a belt, and after that, "tie a handkerchief around your boot, and voila, a brand-new mood!" Using the term "scarf" pretty loosely, I see. The next was another headwrap situation, telling you to make a casual, headache free headband. Then there was this...



No words for this one. The last one was even worse, something about wrapping two scarves around each other. Seriously, what is going on over at WH? Who thought these were helpful suggestions??

Anyway. That was my Monday night adventure. Very exciting. For some other entertainment, my class told me things they were thankful for today and the list was pretty hilarious. Sausage, koalas, Jesus, flight attendants and eating ham all made it on there. I love this job so much, it's ridiculous. The kids make me laugh so hard. I did paper hand turkeys at the ESL school in LA a few years ago and it was also pretty funny. An ESL Thanksgiving is always a good time.

So that's how I've been entertaining myself lately....scarf tying and 5 year old thankfulness.

Dream big people!

Silliniess

People are totally ridiculous. Myself included, but elections really bring out the best kind of ridiculous. Seriously people, do you really think America is "DOOMED" with Obama in office for four more years? Seems a bit much.

Lately, I have tried to keep my mouth shut about political issues. Mainly because, for the most part, I really don't know what is going on. Most things I hear about the election come from fb, SNL or friends. I have other things to worry about. I realize this makes me a pretty terrible American and slightly ignorant, but luckily, I live and work in Korea, and the majority of people I interact with could care less about what is going on in America. Interestingly enough, I've had quite a few non-Americans ask/talk to me about the current election. I find this somewhat surprising since I could not tell you one single fact about Korean, Canadian or really, any other countries elections. This might be another testament to my ignorance, but I like to think it's more of a testament to America's impact around the world. Also, most of my international friends on fb seem pretty pleased about the outcome. I don't think I could even tell you the names of their presidents. :/

I don't have much to say about the results other than my original statement: people are ridiculous. I obviously can't speak for other people, but my life has improved drastically in the last four years. Is that because of Obama? Probably not...I'm just saying the last four years weren't so bad, I doubt he is going to have that much of an impact on my next four.

I realize a lot of people vote against him citing "economic policies," which I literally have no clue about. But I kind of can't get on board with people who put economics above the rights of people. Plus, I don't have enough money to be that concerned about economic policies. Maybe my idealistic views and naivety come from my lack of money, but I really believe there people are the most important part of the country. People need help, people should have the right to make their own decisions about their bodies and people should be able to marry whoever they want. Money comes and goes.

Actually, I guess have a lot to say about things. But, I'll stop. Ok, last thing. A friend posted this: "Republicans lose while many libertarian ballot measures win across the country. Time to drop the hate from your platform or risk extinction. Your move, GOP." 

For real. Stop wasting so much time telling other people how to live their life and worry about other issues. Please and thank you.

In other news, I have started making a book for my class (it's a requirement) and I'm actually quite excited about it. The rough draft I've come up with is pretty cute. I am just hoping I can buckle down and do the work it's going to take to make it look great. It's going to take a lot of work but I'm hoping I can get it done.

Also, I decided tonight I don't think I'm ever going to be able to live in something that is bigger than a one room apartment. I feel like all I do is clean and I'm soooo sick of it and my "house" is legitimately the size of my mom's bedroom at home. Maybe smaller. I don't know how people keep normal sized houses and apartments clean. And how do parents do so much laundry? Eesh...a dryer probably makes things easier but doing the laundry of one person is enough to drive me crazy!

Oh! And I started playing squash at the gym. Thanks to years of tennis, I'm not terrible. I impressed many a Korean. I won't lie...I mainly did it to spend more time with the super cute guy that works at the gym. But my plan backfired since it turns out he's not the squash coach. So I guess now I'll just do it for exercise. Which is also good, though, because I freaking hate the gym and want to kill myself on the treadmill. Squash is actually fun and exciting, so I don't hate going as much now. Saying I look forward to going might be a stretch, but I've now gone two days in a row, so I think that's an improvement.

Anyway. Things are still fantastic here. The weather is currently bearable and I'm hoping it stays that way for a while. Oh, and feel free to send any Christmas goodies my way. Being away from family on Christmas is quite sad. Mail would ease my pain.

Dream big people!

Excited Panda

Another good weekend! Started off a little rocky, but improved 100% when I bought a ticket to JAPAN!!!! Woooooo, that's right! Going back to the motherland for Christmas. So excited, it's going to be fabulous. Plus my friend from LA is going to be there and I am so so excited to see her!!!!

Whoa, let me back up. Haven't posted since Halloween and that was some good times. The party at school was super fun and, of course, the kids were precious in their costumes. All the girls were princesses, except for one, who was a cat. And most of the boys were superheros except for a power ranger, 2 wizards and a knight. There were two Captain Americas but one thought he was Superman so it turned out ok. It was a really exhausting day at school but the kids were really pumped about the my panda costume. "Jacky teacher is panda!" It was pretty funny. My coteacher surprisingly dressed up as well and she was kind of a strange looking pumpkin, that they also enjoyed. We watched the Charlie Brown movie about the Great Pumpkin that day as well. I had never seen it in it's entirety before, and I will be just fine if I never see it again. It was freaking weird! The kids had no idea what was going on but they thought some parts were funny, mainly when Snoopy is dancing around. But then it got weird when he started crying. I don't really know what was going on, but whatever.

Anyway, that night my friends and I all went out in our animal costumes (there was also a giraffe and a lion) and we ran into about 20 other people dressed up in animal costumes, including 2 other pandas. No Koreans were really dressed up, so we got some strange looks on the subway, but we fit right in at the foreigner bar. The panda suit is super warm and I am strongly considering using it as my new winter gear. I don't really like getting stared at, but if it gets cold enough, I don't think I'll care.

This weekend I went to the other big amusement park in Seoul, Lotte World. It was fun, but super crowded....as is everything in Seoul. We only went on a few rides, but the whole day was a lot of fun. It ended with dancing so I was happy. The weather was super nice as well. The next day was not as nice but I finally got to play tennis! I have been looking for a court/partner since I got here and I randomly met one on Halloween. He was actually dressed as a tennis player, so I asked if he knew where we could play. Lucky for me he didn't think I was a crazy person, even as a panda with a tiara on, so we played yesterday. My arm is sore today, but it felt really good to play again. I'm not sure if we'll be able to play much more since it's getting so cold, but I'm hoping to find an indoor court.

Other random stuff going, but I'm super tired so more about that later. Overall, another fantastic weekend. Really looking forward to Japan. I'm also really happy I booked that trip because now it means I won't be totally sad and lonely on Christmas. Being away from family on Christmas is tough stuff so at least this way I'll be with friends, and I'll be surrounded by my people, haha. They probably won't realize it, but I will!

Dream big people!

It's always a good time

Ohhh man, I just had a fantastic weekend. Seriously. So much fun. I love Korea.

Korea claims to not really "do" Halloween but I think they are more into it than they want to admit. We are dressing up for school on Wednesday and everyone there is getting pretty excited about it. I usually am not that into Halloween but this year I bought the most awesome costume I think I've ever had...except one year when I was an ice skater and went around on roller blades...that was pretty badass. Anyway, this year I purchased a full body panda onsie. AMAZING. It is so fantastic. The best part is that it was sooo cheap. It's technically "pajamas" but I don't think I would really want to sleep in it. I mean, I would because it's comfy and warm, but if I ever had to get up to go to the bathroom at night, it would be a huge pain in the ass. Anyway, it's great and I can't wait for my kids to see it, they are going to lose their minds!

There was also a lot of Halloween-y stuff going on Saturday. I didn't wear the panda suit out then because it was raining, so I was Minnie Mouse again. Not as good as a costume this year since I didn't have the real ears, but I looked ok. There were a lot of other really good costumes though. There were some Koreans dressed up as well. A friend did her face all up as a sugar skull (or something) and people kept stopping her to ask for pictures. It was cool but it made our walk to the bar talk a long time.

After the bar we went to a club that played the most random ridiculous music I have ever heard at a club. Everything from Rage Against the Machine to Queen to the girl that sings that Call Me Maybe song. And Gangnam Style, of course! I injured myself dancing to Gangnam Style, but I just danced it off. The club also cracked me up because instead of an X on your hand, they stamped you with an I heart you stamp. They also have lockers for all your stuff, which is awesome. Get on that, America!

I spent most of the rest of the weekend sleeping and/or eating, so overall, a fantastic weekend. I also bought some Halloween decor for my classroom and the kids were super excited about it today. I just love holiday season! I love all the decorations. I can't wait for Christmas! Cherry class is going to be a Winter Wonderland and it's going to be AWESOME.

Dream big people! 

Lemon the Koala

Today I discovered a new fantastic way to entertain myself in class. Make the kids write totally ridiculous sentences and then draw a picture to go with it. We have this writing book that is very very silly...not that it's funny but that it's "draw and write" and they have to draw some really random things. Like a pick up truck. Which wouldn't be so bad but there are also vocabulary words that go with it and trying to explain what "feed" is to Korean 5 year olds is not fun. No no, not feed yourself, but feed, like it's food. Feed is food that farmers feed to animals.

ANYWAY. Today we had to write a sentence about a koala. Other than the pick up truck, the drawings have all been animals and I always have the kids name it. They kind of suck at this, they always suggest months (July the puppy), things at school (PSA the snail) or their friends...which I don't allow. They chose Lemon for the koala so whatever. And usually we write sentences about the animals doing animaly things...like, "July the puppy likes to sleep and play. She chews bones." Boring things like that. So today I'm getting sentence suggestions and we get "Lemon the Koala climbs trees all day. She likes to eat leaves." Then I ask them, what does she do at night? Does she go dancing? Go to parties? I was thinking they would be all, nooooo! She sleeps! (They do that a lot) but they were all, YES!! She goes dancing!! So I was all, uhh, ok, you are the most awesome kids ever. So the last sentence of the paragraph was, "At night she goes to dance parties." And it turned out to be the most entertaining thing ever. First off, the kids all have to read the sentences to me, and I laughed every time one did. All twenty times. Then, they have to draw a picture to go with it and then I was just dying! It was so fantastic. But the best part? They are all OBSESSED with Gangnam Style so duh, Lemon was dancing the Gangnam Style dance! She was all, Oppa Lemon the Koala Style! I was laughing so hard. So yeah, that is my new plan...put animals in completely ridiculous situations and then see how the kids do a visual representation of it. I can't wait. Here are some pics of the best ones I got today:

Even though it's a tree, Lemon looks a little scandalous here. 

Definitely the best Gangnam Style representation

Club Koala...complete with a CD player. Heyyyy Sexxyyy Lemmmooon

Then we had a goodbye party for our assistant teacher and it was sad. But also hilarious because we gave them bugles and they all put them on their fingers like goobers and started yelling, "more fingernails please!"

I love this job so much.

Dream big people!

Heyyyyy Sexy Laddyy

Sooo, got to see Psy do Gangnam Style live and in person this weekend!!! It was such a good weekend!! We were waaay far back and it was crowded as all hell, but it was still so so fun! And I was still able to see Psy's ballin bedazzled tuxedo, so I am very happy.

The weekend was not what I was really expecting (nothing in Korea ever is), but it was a blast. I mainly went for Psy and KPOP, but there was also an Formula One race going on, so I watched that as well. Whoa, F1 is some loud shit. The race was interesting, but not quite as exciting as I was hoping. Not for me, anyway. Some people were REALLY into the race. Way more people than I would have though, actually. F1 is apparently a lot bigger in other countries. There were lots of people from South Africa, England and Ireland in my tour group that were really into the races. They had flags and shirts and everything! One guy even bought a hat for $70! That is dedication! I met some super fun people as well...I love going on these trips. I always meet such hilarious and fun people from all over the place.

Again, the races were fun but I had way more fun at the concerts and also the folk village we stayed in. We got to the village really late at night, but were able to do some exploring in the morning. And we found puppies! Lots of other stuff happened, but I got home at 1:30 in the morning and now my brain doesn't work. So here's a video to enjoy! HOORAY PSY!!!

Pros and Cons

Now just imagine The Roots singing "Pros and Cons" like they do on Jimmy Fallon. Oh wait, no one knows what I'm talking about because everyone except me hates Jimmy Fallon and that is becuase nobody's smart but meeeeee.

Anyway. Things are good..and sometimes bad here in Korea. So I decided to hash out some of the pros and cons here just because. Also, I doubt anyone really wants to hear this conversation in person, so why not put it here where you can stop reading if you don't find it interesting.

So let's start with the bad. Sometimes these things don't bother me, sometimes they are small annoyances and sometimes they all happen at one time and I'm all, I haaaaatttteeee Korea, waaaaa. But I don't really mean it. I love Korea, but it can be frustrating.

Frustration #1: online banking. OOOOHHHH MY GOD. Seriously. It is the most frustrating mess of all time. You legit have to jump through at least 5 different security hoops to transfer money home. I guess it's good for identify theft or something, but Saturday morning I almost threw my computer across the room. Then I remembered it was my only way to watch Downton Abbey, so I stopped myself. Anyway, I think I've discussed this nonsense before so moving on.

#2: The grocery store. Today I really almost cried from disappointment when I couldn't find avocados in the grocery store. I heard a rumor they were at the store down the street, but I guess it was a limited time only type of thing because I couldn't find any. And to pour salt in the wound, I wandered over to the cheese aisle only to be crushed some more.

#3: This is not really unique to Korea, but I can't imagine this happening in the states. This fucking California bar that is downstairs in my apartment building. I think I only ranted about it on fb, but basically it's a stupid bar that only serves coffee and beer and is apparently open late, like most coffee shops in Korea (omg, Koreans and their coffee..another paragraph for later). Anyway, a few nights now, there has been some big shindig down there and people are just crazy loud at like, 12:30-1:00 in the morning. Yeah, I know I'm a grandma but both times now it's been a weeknight (Thursday and Monday) and it has really pissed me off. First off, who puts a bar in an apartment building?? And secondly, there is a security guard stand literally right across from this place. Why doesn't he tell them to shut the hell up?? I seriously wonder if I am the only person that is bothered by this noise. I considered throwing an egg at them last night (I'm close enough) but then I decided I didn't want to waste the egg. I hate this stupid place. And they are not even open in the morning for me to get coffee on my way to work! I am officially boycotting California. Screw you! That is not even a good name...you are not a state, coffee/beer bar!

#4: Personal space issues. Koreans are really not into giving anyone their personal space. I get it, it's a small country with a shit ton of people..not a lot of space for everyone. But, when I am trying to get off the elevator or the subway, get the fuck out of the door. You can't even get on until I get out or off, so why not let me before you start shoving your way in. The ajummas (grandmas) are the worst. People literally throw elbows. I don't want to knock down an old woman, but for real. Move. It must be learned at a really early age though because the kids do it in the bathroom at school They stand less than an inch away from the bathroom stall and have one foot in there before you are out. I had to give a lecture today. Not sure my "you are being extremely rude" had much of an impact on the 5 year old. But she needed to know.

#5: Lack of sandwich/salad shops. I miss a good sandwich. And I can't even really buy the stuff to make my own. Well, I could maybe find most of the things, but all the ingredients together would cost me around $20. Imported goods. Sigh. I found a place the other day that said "build your own sandwich" and got so excited to try it out for dinner. When I got there they told me they were completely sold out of sandwiches. Another crushing food disappointment. It happens at least once a week.

#6: The AC situation. As discussed before, my own AC has caused me a lot of expensive heartache in the past. But, I have also discovered that once fall hits, nearly all Korean stores decide it's cool enough to turn off the AC, regardless of the temperature outside. The past few weeks I have endured some very uncomfortable shopping and subway rides. I'm not sure who is in charge of all that, but they are not increasing business. At least not from me, I couldn't wait to get out of those stores, even though there were a good many things I needed to purchase.

#7: The puppy tease. There are quite a few specialty puppy shops here, including one in EMart (Korean Target). First off, these puppies are INSANELY cute. I am tempted to take one home every time I see them. However, I recently learned they are crazy expensive. I was looking at one, and was like, oh look, this one isn't terrible (not that I was going to buy it), but it was 186,000 won..about $167. Then someone pointed out to me that that was PER MONTH, for six months. So it cost $1,000 Then my mind was blown because the puppy next to that was 366, 500 won per month, so it cost almost $2,000. WHHHATTTT. Who would spend that much money on a dog?! And on top of that, why are they selling this kind of dog at a Wal-Mart esque place?!?! Jeeeez. But the worst part is that they won't even let you pet these precious puppies. Korean pet stores, you are so mean! I hate you! Puppies need love too! Even expensive ones!

Ok, so now for some pros. Because for real, Korea is awesome.

#1: Call buttons on the tables at restaurants. GENIUS. Can't hunt down your waiter but you reallllly need some more ssamjung (aka awesome) sauce? DING! And he/she appears and the wait is over. Fabulous.

#2: The doctor. Yesterday I went in, had no appointment, waited for maybe 15 minutes, saw the doctor, had a test done and was out the door and to the pharmacy next door in under 40 minutes. Got my drugs in less than 5 and spent a total of about $12. Ohhhh yes, you read that right. Doctor's visit, 45 minutes, $12. Hell yes. Also, I needed to come back for another test and made an appointment for the next day. Glorious.

#3: $5, no prescription birth control. I'm telling you, the medical business here has got it's shit together. I love it. Plus it helps to have insurance for once, I guess.

#4: Gimbap! It's cheap, it's healthy and fast. I made some of my own the other day (I used rice from school) but decided that for only $1.50 a roll, it's not really worth the headache it takes to make it. It's not that hard, but it's a lot of ingredients to gather.

#5: Public transportation. The subway here is heavenly. You can get anywhere and it's so lovely and clean. And if not the subway, the buses. I usually stay away from the buses, but I know they are helpful.

#6: FIREWORKS FESTIVALS!!!! Oooh man, the festival was so amazing on Saturday. Two hours of some of the coolest fireworks I have ever seen. I was so happy! There is another festival further south in a few weeks and I want to go sooooo bad, but I don't know if I can afford it. Boo! We'll see.

#7: Galbi. Holy crap, it's so delicious. I would eat it every day if I didn't think it would give me a heart attack.

#8: KPOP! How have gotten this far in life without it? I don't know, but I'm so glad I found it. Randomly, I also learned a new way to tie a plastic bag the other day and it has really changed my life for the better.
Thanks, Korea!

#9: My precious apartment. I've had a run of problems with it lately, but it is still super cute. And I think most of the problems are fixed now, so other than the stupid bar underneath it, I love it! I think it's all the fake flowers that really do it for me.

annnd, #10: Little kids singing and dancing to Gangnam style. Tooooo funny. Not the best I've seen, but it's hard to catch them in action. Sneaky little boogers.

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Ummmmm, there are a million other things that I can't think of at the moment, but bottom line: Korea is awesome. Come visit!

Dream big people! 

Happy Chuseok!

Whew! This five day weekend just rocked my face off! It was a much needed break and the weather was SO amazing. It seriously just could not have been better. It was sunny and in the 70s the entire break..beyond awesome. And apparently very rare, so I am really happy.

My break was jam packed with super fun things the entire time. I am kind of glad the trip to Japan didn't work out because the break was that great. Saturday I went to an art exhibit with a friend. That actually wasn't that great, but it was really entertaining. I should have guessed that it was going to be a mess, but I didn't really think about it. But lesson learned...do not go to art exhibits in Korea on a Saturday. We got tickets but had to TAKE A NUMBER and wait our turn to go into the exhibit. Like at a deli or something. We waited about an hour. Then, once we got in the exhibit, it was a total madhouse. There were kids and strollers everywhere. Who takes an infant to an art exhibit?!?! I know Asian kids are a little ahead of the rest of the world but I just can't believe that Korean babies are interested in Greek mythology just yet. Also, you literally had to stand in line to view the artwork. And people were not respecting the line procedure. Not surprising, Koreans are not super into personal space. As in, you don't get any. This country is too small with too many people for that. But that is another post. Anyway, it was a little frustrating. Thank goodness we opted to get the audio tour because that made it at least entertaining. The English translations were hilarious. The exhibit was from the Louvre  and was all Greek mythology artwork, so it was interesting. But, I have been to the actual Louvre, and it was not nearly as expensive, crowded or as ridiculous as this exhibit. Whatever, my friend and I had fun and we got yummy sandwiches after, so it was fine. Again, lesson learned. No art exhibits in Korea unless it is something really interesting. And even then I might have to play hooky to go see it turning the week.

Sunday I went to Everland!!! It is like the Korean Disneyland, but with way more entertaining snack venues and a far less cool parade. It pretty much just copied Disney..even it's mascots are just like Korean versions of Mickey and Minnie...just with weird names. It was a lot of fun though. I went with a different friend and we had a great time wandering around and cracking up at various things. The most entertaining, by far, was the sloth exhibit. I think they would have been boring by themselves, but I guess it was like, sloth movement time because the zoo keeper was there, literally moving them and stretching out their limbs. I don't know that much about sloths, but after some wikipedia research, they are legit just super lazy blobs. It was so hilarious to watch them. On a less funny note, the polar bear exhibit there was extremely depressing. There is not even any shade for them and the cage is sooo tiny! Poor things are probably so hot! Anyway, we cheered ourselves up with soft serve, which was next to the "Peanut Buttered Roasted Squid" snack stand. Had to pass on that, though it sounds delicious. We also did a safari tour and saw a real live Liger! "It's pretty much my favorite animal." They also had descriptions of all the tigers on the wall while you were in line and they said things like "Yoon Hung-leader of the action tiger committee." Umm, what? Tigers have committees? I don't remember them all, but they were very funny. We also went on a ride called "Human Sky," which was the lamest air lift thingy I have ever been on, but the name made it awesome. Hmmm, we are putting humans in the sky...what to call it??? HUMAN SKY! PERFECT!

Slothing Around

Human Sky!

We also caught a Korean drum/tae kwon do show that was one of the coolest things I've ever seen. I love the Korean drumming by itself, but this was also a show with dancing and fighting. Like a Korean West Side Story. Amazing! They did a little Gangnam style and everything! You can't escape it here! I could go on forever about Everland, but to sum up: super fun, fantastic weather, amazing company, excellent day. The end.

Drumming and Tae Kwon Do

Liger! It's real!

Not sure why I didn't buy this. Big mistake. 

Monday was yet another amazing day and some friends and I rented bikes and cruised along the Han River in Seoul. The bikes were a total mess, all rusty and beat up, but they worked and it was fun. Like everywhere else, the bike path was jam packed, but thankfully there were no accidents. I did almost clothesline someone by attempting to ride with no hands, but they swerved. The rest of the day was spent enjoying the good weather, good company and later on, good food. Galbi! Duh.

Most fucking awesome weather ever.

Tuesday we went out to the west coast, played around in the mud flats, hunting fiddler crabs. Weren't too successful with that so we moved on to the boardwalk type area. It was a little on the ghetto side, but they did have this entertaining carnival ride. I can't even explain it really, but it was hilarious to watch. It was kind of like a deejay was in control of this spinny thing....annd, I really just don't have words to explain it. Sorry.

"Myland" 

On the hunt for fiddler crabs. Fail. 

More fucking awesome weather. 

Finally, Wednesday was RAY DAY!!!!! It was sooo great! Much better than I could have imagined and I am so so so SO happy it was able to happen. His mom was grateful and I was grateful and Ray was precious and the whole thing was so fantastic. A little heartbreaking at the end because Ray threw a fit because he didn't want to say goodbye...he really wanted me to come play with his dinosaurs at his house! I wasn't able to do that, but his mom wants us to get together again, which I really hope happens! I was right about the other moms not being very nice to him, which makes me so sad, and a little angry, but I think it worked out ok in the end. Maybe the classroom was not the best environment for him and now we can have some one on one time!! The most important thing is that his mom (and him) knows that jacky teacher, if no one else at the school, loves him and thinks he is one precious child. Sadly, she was under the impression no one liked him so thank goodness at least that was cleared up. There were some tears (not just from Ray!) but in the end, it was so great and I am so thankful it happened. Hooray Ray Day! Hopefully there will be more!!!

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And just when I thought things couldn't get better...it's already Friday AND pay day. And as a SUPER added bonus, there is a fireworks festival on Saturday!!!!!! MY FAVORITE!!!!! Hope the weather stays amazing!

Dream big people!

Hanbok Day!

So I didn't think my kids could get any more precious than they already are...but then they showed up in Hanboks to celebrate Chuseok at school. Hanboks are traditional Korean clothes worn on special occasions and Chuseok is like Korean Thanksgiving, that is this weekend. All the teachers (me included, I borrowed one from someone at school) wore one and the kids all got off the busses in their little outfits and it was just the cutest thing ever! The outfits are really beautiful and have all these amazing colors and there are a lot of different kinds. I have no idea what any of it means, or is called, but here are some pictures:

It was kind of hard to take pictures because so much was going on, but they were seriously so cute. Then we did this traditional dance called Ganggangsullae where all the kids held hands and did a few circles around the school (inside)...it was pretty cute. There was a song and everything. There were some logistical problems, trying to get 160 4-6 year olds walk at the same pace, but we managed. 

After the dancing, my co teacher asked the kids if they knew how to bow. And I was thinking, well that seems silly..bowing is easy enough. Um, wrong. This is some intense bowing, involving getting all the way on the ground. Also, there are certain ways your hands have to be and it's different for boys and girls. Serious business.  I think they have to bow to their grandparents at some point during the holiday, but I didn't get the full story. Here is some bowing:  

They are not messing around. Sometimes I get a little sad that I am from America and we don't have any cool traditions and cool clothes to put on for special occasions. But, it's ok. That is why I travel...I can learn new ones and participate in other people's. And, we do have some traditions in my family, but nothing too sacred, you know. Definitely not any bad ass clothes like that. Apparently the outfits are super expensive though! 

So after all the festivities, we got presents from the school! Here is what we got: 

I died. Seriously. SPAM? Ooooh, my goodness, it was just too funny. I first saw my assistant teacher walking around with this huge bag that said SPAM on it and was like, where did she even get such a thing? SPAM makes gift bags? Then I was told to get my very own out of the administration office, that it was my Chuseok gift from the main office. I managed to not die laughing at school, but lost it once I got home and opened it. I really had no idea what to expect, but I guess I thought it would have cheese or something in it...not two huge bottles of canola oil! Oh man, it's just too much. I've never actually eaten SPAM, to tell you the truth. However, I was always under the impression that it's pretty much the lowest form of "meat" and really should be avoided at all costs. I can't even imagine how a gift like this would go over in the states. Hilarious.

Anyway, then I found this at the Daiso:

That dog looks super happy. What an entertaining day it was. Oh! And soooo random, at dinner tonight (at a foreigner's bar), a guy came on with a Clemson hat on. And since it was only us in there, I yelled across the restaurant at him to ask if he was from South Carolina (no drinking involved, just classy like that). And he was! And not only that, he went to Airport High School, which was my high school's rival AND graduated the same year as me!!! Crazy! It's a small, small world friends.

Dream big people! :)

I am happy

Sometimes, I ask the kids, "How are you doing today,?" they say, "I am happy." And it cracks me up. For one, that is not technically not a proper response. But it's amazing. And two, half the time they don't look the least bit happy. They don't really look sad, but happy is not really how I would describe them either. Sometimes, though, they say "I am angry!" and I don't know why. Usually because someone said something mean to them on the bus. Preschool drama. Anyway, I am happy works for this post because I am happy!

First off, it's Friday. Second, we had a birthday party today AND made some amazing Venetian masks in class. They weren't my idea, but I am pretty proud of how they turned out. The kids really liked them and they were SO easy to make.

Two masks...one face. Love it. 

Not sure what's going on with the numbers, but apparently Jun can add and subtract. Amazing, since some of the kids still can't count to 20. 

Plus, birthday party day is always super easy. It's weird, because the moms are there and it can be realllly awkward, but this one wasn't bad PLUS we got ice cream sandwiches. The moms always bring a ton of food and always give us something special. Which is awesome, but sometimes the food is...not my thing so I feel bad not eating it. Especially when I really just want the candy bag, like the kids get. Last time we got this huge box of rice cakes. Seriously, it weighed like 10 pounds (5 kilos?) and they were all these different colors and sizes. Unfortunately, they all taste the same..which is this weird bland, not tasty at all taste. I always feel terrible because the moms bring us free food and I usually don't want to eat any of it. A few weeks ago we got a huge case of tomato juice. I really wished I liked Bloody Marys, but I just can't stomach them.

Anywho, birthday party was easy, my after club was super easy, I actually went to the gym. Quite proud of that one, actually. I was sick this week, and I told myself I needed less gym and more rest as my body "fought off infection." I don't know if this is legit, but I do know it's not helping me lose weight OR utilize the money spent on a gym membership. So, while the naps where lovely, I really should probably go to the gym and not to bed. Plus, I then had a wine and pizza party with friends, so at maybe it balanced out. And maybe it was the wine, but then I bought tickets to a Formula 1 race. Random, yes, but the main event is the PSY concert after!!!!! YESSSSSS, soooo pumped! Gangnam Style LIVE AND IN PERSON. Can't freakin wait. I am so in love with that song, the video, and the singer. And I feel totally cool because I totally knew about it before it got all huge and crazy in the US. I AM SO HIP.

Yeah, so pretty jazzed about that. It is amazing what some energy will do for your mood. I was grumpy monster early in the week but things have improved 10 fold. Thanks antibiotics (That cost me a total of $7...doctors visit included)! Or wine, I don't know. Either way, ended this week on a good note. Still sad about Ray, but I've now decided to track him down, and I don't care if his mom thinks I'm weird. As long as I get to see him....hopefully she doesn't think I'm crazy person weird and won't let me see him. We'll see.

Dream big people!

Oh, and I went to the beach last weekend and it was SO LOVELY.